I guess it's summer...

So when I got in my car to drive home from work, this is what the thermometer said...

I thought to myself, "Wow, 95 degrees is pretty stinkin hot. Especially considering it was in the 60's four days ago". And it's true, 95 degrees is pretty hot.
Then I walked in my door and was overcome with blasted heat. It almost felt hotter inside than out. I ran to check the thermostat and this is what I saw...
Okay, I understand that 86 degrees is somewhat less than 95 degrees. However, 86 degrees inside...? That's another story. It feels like death. Where is my escape?
I want one of these...

Minus the little girls, obviously.